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Monday, 7/13/26, 11:43 PM who ruined dinner?

I want to become a rich housewife and stick my hand in the garbage disposal for attention.

To be honest I've been very depressed. I was supposed to move by the end of summer and it's not gonna happen. I don't know if I'm supposed to take accountability or feel like it really wasn't my fault. That's how I feel about everything that's happened in the last week.

I had this really important job interview last week and I didn't get enough sleep or prepare well. In all fairness, I didn't expect it to be so intense. I'd still like to email the people back and thank them for the opportunity, but I have this strange habbit where I can't seem to text or email anyone important. It's like I enjoy the guilt of acting incompetent.

Let's talk about a bad date. It's about to get real dark. Don't say I didn't warn you. I just need to talk about it. I'm a bartender. I met this british guy who came into my job which like never happens in my city. Anyways. He's cute, good looking. Let's go out for a few drinks. Well.. I drink myself half to death which really isn't like me. And I get home and won't let the guy in (he's been begging all night). I get inside, black out, CALL HIM, and tell him to come back. Horrible. Just an awful idea. I don't remember much of the rest of the night. All I remember is throwing up, asking him to leave, and waking up with him next to me naked. My shirt and bra are nowhere to be seen. I'm thinking... I know I didn't screw this guy because I didn't want to for a second... but maybe he had other plans. He was out of town within the hour but I blocked him anyways. Maybe I got what I deserved for drinking so much. The nice guy from the sexual assult hotline tells me it wasn't my fault.

Tuesday, 7/7/26, 1:22 AM there are roaches on my sidewalk

I had the weirdest fourth of July. I've been making decisions like I'm still 19 - Hold on, the cat is scratching at himself in the mirror.

He thinks that the cat in the mirror is going to steal his Whole Foods pate.